Ever wondered how you could get rid of those old Campagnolo Super Record Track pedals your uncle gave you long time ago and which you never used? Well, here's how to do it, on Craigslist:
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Campy Super Record Track Pedals - $75 (SLO)
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Date: 2008-04-25, 5:41PM PDT
You're riding down Osos street on the way to Mitchel park, its a cool spring afternoon. You notice all the women aged 21-35 are standing along the sidewalk, all staring at you. As you stop for a red light, one approaches:
HER: Pardon me, are those Campagnolo Record Track Pedals?
YOU: Why yes... They Are.
HER: [blushes] Wow, you must be a man of true discernment... tell me big boy, do they strap on tight?
YOU: Oohhhhh yeah.
HER: [stammers, begins to twitch] Wha.. what era?
YOU: Super Record...
HER: [tearing off clothes] YOU TOTAL HUNK OF A MAN, TAKE ME NOW!!!!
YOU: [under your breath] Thanks, craigslist!!
Seriously dudes, it could happen to you. These pedals are the real deal!
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