You like riding in jeans...

... but you agree that they're not always the best choice for a longer ride. Well, these would be the perfect solution, now wouldn't they?

Keep It Metal All You Road Warriors Out There!

1980s hair metal + road cycling kit??? Sh*t, I used to be into all these bands back in the day but these are the most retarded things I've ever seen. 

From here, (no)thanks to my man Giac.